Feline feudalism

If cats ruled the earth,

Water would see no dearth

For it would be a crime

To even get to a drop at anytime

A bite of a ball of yarn

Or a good roll in the barn

Would be the order of the day

With no one having a word of dismay

Beds, heaters anything warm

Would belong to his majesty hail or storm

Dogs or babies that adorn human life

Would be locked away to a world of strife

Tins of tuna would be money

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